Hey PI-Fans,
Does anyone even read this? If I just put words here, would people notice? Word Word Word Word Wordy Word. Just a theory that wordy wordy word word.
Ok. Got that out of my system.
Mostly.
It’s a RPG centric haul this week. We’ve got Curse of the Statuettes for Tails of Equestria, the MLP RPG, Dresden Files Accelerated and the Blue Rose: The AGE RPG of Romantic Fantasy. Also, scads of new Reaper Bones minis.
In addition, even if you’re not a RPG junkie, fans of the Dresden Files will be happy to know we’ve gotten in copies of the Dresden Files Cooperative Card Game.
So. It isn’t quite a Monday, but the weird week isn’t done with me by half.
My Little Pony: The Curse of the Statuettes is an expansion set to the storytelling pen and paper game, My Little Pony: Tails of Equestria. Including a gamemaster screen, character sheets, polyhedral dice, and an adventure book, this expansion pack is perfect for budding gamemasters setting out explore a world of friendship and magic. Friendship is Magic. Magic is Heresy.
In The Dresden Files Cooperative Card Game, players work together to solve cases from the bestselling Dresden Files novels in the ultimate what-if scenario: What if Harry was on the scene with allies who weren’t there in the original story? Play Harry, Murphy, Susan, Michael, and the Alphas in the first five novels, or take on “Side Jobs” in a random scenario generator based on the short story collection of the same name.
Welcome to Dresden Files Accelerated Edition, a pared-down, pick-up-and-play RPG set in the world of Jim Butcher’s NYT bestselling novel series. Take a jaunt through the Nevernever, stand up to the Black Court, and sit down for a pint at Mac’s. This book contains all you need to make it happen.
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New Board and Card Game Releases
Dresden Files Cooperative Card Game
Welcome to the Dungeon
Board and Card Game Restocks
Android: Netrunner
Android: Netrunner Terminal Directive
Arkham Horror
Bang! The Bullet
Cheaty Mages
Codenames
Dixit
Descent: Journeys In The Dark
Dungeon Petz
Eldritch Horror
Last Will
Love Letter
Love Letter Deluxe
Sheriff of Nottingham
Sushi Go
Sushi Go Party
Spyfall
Spyfall 2
Ticket to Ride
Ticket to Ride Europe
The Prodigals Club
Ultimate Werewolf Deluxe
Role Playing Game New Releases
Blue Rose: The AGE RPG of Romantic Fantasy
Dresden Files Accelerated Edition
My Little Pony: Tails of Equestria – The Curse of the Statuettes
Role Playing Game Restocks
13th Age Core Rulebook
My Little Pony: Tails of Equestria
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Command a band of Vikings to trade, hunt, raid, pillage, and plunder in search of wealth and glory for your tribe. In A Feast For Odin, you will experience the Viking way of life. Each player explores new territories—and raids the villages they find there—to increase their wealth and glory, while also taking part in day-to-day activities such as gathering food to feed their band of hungry Vikings. In the end, the player whose possessions carry the greatest value is the winner.
In Viceroy, players struggle for control over the world of Laar, they recruit a variety of allies and enact various laws. These cards allow players to develop their state’s military and magical might, increase their authority, and get precious gems they need to continue expanding their nation.
With the arrival of House Greyjoy and Martell to Game of Thrones: The Iron Throne, The Wars to Come Expansion ups the number of players power struggles of Westeros to a massive seven! In addition, the twenty-five new iconic allies will scheme and politik their way to the top of the heap as they grant you access to new abilities and powers which dramatically shape the face of the wars to come.
Journey back to 15th century Spain in Lumen Fidei, the fifth expansion for T.I.M.E Stories. In the adventure, you and your friends must infiltrate a secret meeting of the Christian militant orders to steal a mysterious stone, while something supernatural may be at work in the darkness. It’s your mission to find out the truth, and return to the T.I.M.E Agency with the stone safely in your possession…
Violent earthquakes contort cities to unrecognizable ruin, torrential typhoons eradicate coastlines, and deep below the the Earth, something ancient stirs. Shudde M’ell, The Cataclysm from Below, approaches with destruction and ruin as his heralds. Cities in Ruin brings four new investigators, and a slew of new monster and encounter cards to the world of Eldritch Horror. New Ancient One Shudde M’ell’s presence brings a destructive twist to the game in the form of deadly disasters.
Waka Tanka is a very light bluffing card game in which players are somewhat incompetent Native American shamans who sometimes calls the wrong spirit but hope nobody else notices. Each player in turn plays an incantation card face down in front of an animal totem. Other players can call the bluff if they think it’s not the right animal or try a full ceremony if he thinks enough incantations have been made to a given animal spirit. A player wins by getting rid of all their incantation cards or fulfilling two ceremonies.
I guess I really don’t need to explain the Joking Hazard Deck Enhancement. On the other hand, since it ups word count, why not. The Joking Hazard Deck Enhancement is a card expansion for the Joking Hazard, The Cyanide & Happiness card game. The question is how many many times I can type Joking Hazard. Joking Hazard Joking Hazard Joking Hazard Joking Hazard. I’m sorry.
Nobody wants to be accused of filling the garbage bin and having to take out the trash. In Garbage Day players take turns stacking garbage cards one at a time onto the overflowing garbage can, or stashing garbage cards in their rooms. If garbage cards fall off the garbage can during your turn, place them in your overflow pile. If your overflow pile gets too big, you’re eliminated from the game.
Gloom in Space, takes Sci-fi archetypes like the Smuggler, Captain, Doctor, and Dark Lord and lets them fight their fathers, meddle with monoliths, get caught in compactors, and wind up getting nuked from orbit. When, enough Untimely Deaths come to pass that the game ends, the most miserable cast wins.
Let Them Eat Cake is a game of committees, coercion, and cake. Elect your friends to positions of power in the hope that they look on your patronage favorably — or denounce them as enemies of the revolution. Players try to win the favor of generals, acquire medals to win the support of the revolution and generally hoard cake. Finish the game with the most cake and you can have your cake and eat it.
In Queens’s Necklace, two to four players compete in the role of royal jeweler to sell rare jewels to the Queen and her court. Players must decide how best to spend your hard-earned ducats: acquiring beautiful gems or buying the favors of various court followers. The jeweler who sells the most precious gems and builds the largest fortune will receive the coveted title of King’s Jeweler and a place at the court!
With a series of lucrative government contracts on the table, construction company owners must engage in a bit of Corruption to win them. Players compete for contracts with secret bribe amounts. At the end of each round, whoever offered the most bribe money for each contract gets it. Special cards can alter the contest significantly, but their use is limited, making the timing of their use critical in securing crucial projects.
