Grombindal’s Perilous Incline League


Hey PI-Fans,

Whether you worship the God-Emperor, the God-King or you’re a dirty heretic, xenophile, poncy aelf, glorious beardling… well…

*AHEM* Apologies.

Regardless, it’s time to break out all those little plastic, resin and metal toy soldiers and hit the table with Grombindal’s Perilous Incline League in tribute to that most baronial of beardlings and his magnificent magazine.

Curious how this is going to work? Well look no further. Well… actually… look further, since if you stop here, this just isn’t going to work.

  1. SIGN UP FOR THE LEAGUE AT GAMES @ PI.
    If you don’t actually sign up, nobody is going to know you’re actually on the ladder. And then nobody is going to be able to acknowledge your prowess and generalship. There are benefits to anonymity. This isn’t one of them.
  2. PLAY GAMES OF WARHAMMER AT GAMES @ PI.
    Notice that we didn’t specify either Warhammer 40,000 or Warhammer Age of Sigmar? Well, there are two ladders, so play both. Simultaneously, if you have to. *
  3. CLIMB THE LADDER.
    When you sign up, your name will be placed at the bottom of the table. Don’t let it stay that way for long. If you turn the tables on someone higher ranked than you and walk away victorious, you swap positions on the ladder (There’s that Perilous Incline for you). If you triumph against a player lower ranked than you, you ascend a slot. Just play. **
  4. WALK AWAY WITH A WHITE DWARF.
    The top name at the end of the month gets a copy of White Dwarf FREE. Wouldn’t be Grombindal’s Perilous Incline League without the White Dwarf himself would it?
  5. WIN THE ADMIRATION OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS
    Admiration and friends sold separately.

 

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* Please don’t.
** Any Player who doesn’t play a game within the month drops to the bottom of the ladder. No, you don’t get to be Skaven Warlord and squat on the top spot by avoiding games.

“Violence is what people do when they run out of good ideas.”

Hey PI-Fans,

We’ve buried our staff under a flurry of dice, and they’re frantically sorting them. In the meantime… well…

I’m going to sit here and talk about games.

Because it’s what I do.

Also dice. Because that’s apparently ALSO what I do.

Especially these little fellas who have apparently earned the nickname of ‘Kueh Lapis’ dice amongst the staff.

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